No more smack in me ciggies. No more standing outside the gates to an Old People's Home at lunchtime screaming at the pensioners until they cry. No more cutting up newts with scissors. No more pushing thumb tacks into other peoples legs on the train. No more buying goldfish from pet shops, stamping them into the pavement 2 feet away from the petshop owner and going in to buy more. No more boiling up gran's bathwater and drinking it as tea. No more collecting used tampons. No more supergluing tramps to their dogs. No more testing home made psychotropic drugs on cats. No more kicking pigeons to death in the park. No more wanking into freepost envelopes and posting them. No more sneaking up on people and burning hair off. No more adding to my housemates food with my own effluent waste.
None of that any more. Apparently it offends people.
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