top ten hottest cartoon ladies who made my trousers go up.

The title is pretty much all we need. Let's get started.

 Ren and Stimpy was absolutely fucked. As a kid it terrified, and hilarified me in almost equal portions. And the girls used to let Ren fondle their jubblies.

 This is less about Lois Griffin than it is about her husband, the stupid fat fuck-face called Peter. You may have heard of him. You probably know someone fat and stupid and you probably do that pissy little laugh in front of their face. Anyway keep eating fatties cos your Lois is just around the corner- just don't eat her.

 April o'Neil. You filthy sewer dwelling strumpet. Not only that but this dirty lass likes to chill with mutants and pizzas. And despite all that fun in drainage systems April never seems to get poo on her yellow jumpsuit.

 Yes Peach is quite annoying in the games and even more annoying in the cartoons but I can think of a fair few annoying women I would like to put my dick in.

 A hot piece of ass of the highest order Jessie Rocket made Poke'mon worth watching. Unfortunately her cartoon fitness is overshadowed by her shit purple-haired-wanker-brother and still shitter Meowth.

 Foxxy Love is fine, as is Princess Clara. the fact that they play in each other's fiddle-pits simply reinforces this fact.

 Harley Quinn is great because she is a hot piece of ass who is very devoted to her man. I had a girl like that once, but she left me. Anyway women like Harley are good because they will do pretty much whatever you want, even anal.

 Don't fuck with the classics.

 Hello Nurse from animaniacs is definitely the most memorable part of that show (and just what the fuck were those animaniacs anyway). She often laments that although she has an IQ of 192 her brain smarts are constantly overlooked in favour of more her more physical assets. And then those Animaniac chaps go 'Helloooooooooooo Nurse!'. And that's that.

 Cheetara was definitely the sexiest of all the thundercats. And that's not just because all the other Thundercats were men and infants. Cheetara was definitely the hottest piece of ass on television in the late 80's, real or not. 

Have I missed anyone? well maybe Lisa and Maggie Simpson but only if you are a full force nonce.

No more of any of that.

 No more smack in me ciggies. No more standing outside the gates to an Old People's Home at lunchtime screaming at the pensioners until they cry. No more cutting up newts with scissors. No more pushing thumb tacks into other peoples legs on the train. No more buying goldfish from pet shops, stamping them into the pavement 2 feet away from the petshop owner and going in to buy more. No more boiling up gran's bathwater and drinking it as tea. No more collecting used tampons. No more supergluing tramps to their dogs. No more testing home made psychotropic drugs on cats. No more kicking pigeons to death in the park. No more wanking into freepost envelopes and posting them. No more sneaking up on people and burning hair off. No more adding to my housemates food with my own effluent waste.

None of that any more. Apparently it offends people.

Watching Kill bill 2, both films have been ruined...

Watching Kill Bill 2, David Carradine's dignified death is in such brutally stark contrast to real life that its almost sad.

Porn Star spotted on the Starship Enterprise

Doctor Crusher I presume

The prosecution rests. I have never ever seen Dr Beverley Crusher (or the actress that plays her) and Nina Hartley in the same room together, and I doubt I ever will.